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Honoared DoQor, | | Have latth read a ſcurvilous pamphlet, 11 whi MJ the Anthor doth endeavonr to render your Pill trac! lent, and himſelf the oviely Chytiff, ud s Pedifeqice' Helmont, es © the firſt, that he may rh og world believe he Peaks ruth, he' preteutls knowledge each particular concrete that ave Ingredients of you Pill ., bu 51: this-he forgot the Adage, Ne ator nltt

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crepidam 5 for I havin had the honour to be 1 Southampton-houſe rhe I 3. of June, 1664. when70 calcin'd your powder for the compoſing yp Pil befor Kings moſt excellent Majeſty, ſeveral Princes, Lord) Knights, and Gentlemen, am able to ſay he ts miſtake 1 f foundation af the Compoſition , and hath plaiath fool. in earneſt, tu writing againſt that he never under fed : but this Aaage may be applied tn ts excnſe

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you my mindzin all that he hath done againſt you, he hat! emitatcd the Doo im Pluggrch, that [tends his rime i barking at the Moon, Offhg' enraged mare at trer high that ends his eyes, than at the black fpats fe bf ; but you are above, while3t he #s below, making ood rhe Adage, Canes timidi vehementinslatyant; * Next, as to his ( hymiſtry, the Skinner 1n- Wilbrook uffict- ently experimented « to the damage of 975 |. and loſs of his life afterward with grief. He eat traufmate mttalts, of you will belteve him ; and yet 6s 4 pitifzl Fellg;y, or elſe he would not have been ſo often in priſon fur bis conſen- age, mnſomuch th.tt he is as well known 3: Newgate, as woſt of the common Raſcals : Qui mendax, idem fu rax. Laiſily, his being the onely man nnd:rlands and imitates Helmont, Helmont ws a very hoy man, » ; A 3 Wie)

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meſs his prayers, bys viſions, and his gifs, and part: . larly in pag. the 19.. where he ſays, Concidi in f& em & dixi, Domine ipnoſce, fi favor in proxt- um extra limites abripuit, condona, condona )omine indiſcretz charitati mez, nam tu es radi- ale bonum ipftuſmet bonitatis, ard ſo onwards, and wards the end of the chapter he ſays, Ft, quem Yominus Teſus vocayerit ad ſapientiam, ille & tion lius yenturus eſt, eLnd can the world be ſo blind as othmk this Sot is ſo called, who accounts it his glory by he Circean Charms of Liquor to be metamorphoſed ints e Spunge, which 15 fit for lutle” elſe butto ary in and ſpur ont, that will drink and vomit, and wvamit to drink. egati,, and ſo continue the ſport, makjng good the Adage, Parchij quo plys biberent, eo plus fitinnt > ./ prer- ty Fellow, and likely to be called by the Lord 7eſus, and Rapiael po be beſtowed on him. It is confeſt he borrows Helmonts glorious names, and impuſeth thens on his rrifles : but a Briftol-ſtone ſo mere than a Briſtol- Pone, although a fool ſays itis'a Diamond, and connter-

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Fidlers daughter look bike a German Princeſs, end this 1s the condition.of our pageant Helmont, Aut Hel- mont, aut Aſinus. end ths I leave hin till he gives

phe next gecaſion to be flaſhr, and reſt, .

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Tathe ,o1s and indyſtridns Cone.” p3-oey Locker, Phyjl1 rg

An Encominm upon his Univerſal Pill,

Gt _ 1s wigm _— in ee x Þ end. ſes the throngs which unto you repair, Some for their cure, aiers with thanks ; your aki | end bleſt ſucceſſes, whatſoever are 4 3h

The ſentiments of others, will ſubdue |

Unbnaſs' a mans to give reſpett to _

Should 1 deſigu to i the fame Of your admired Med cine, were in vain T* attempt that work, in Engliſh, ſub your Name Hath overſpread owr Land, and ny the Main: eLnd (maugre all detraftion) will ſhine forth Wuh the bright _ of its inherent worth. ©

What was t aeguir'd ove moet Wile \ To Socrates, but that he didreduce

To prathice all the Sephies Theories,

e-tnd make their Speculations fit for uſe ? This Adjuntt is your due, who hawe the Art

Spagyrick mae £oodn the prattick part. B. M.

-'To Mi. Ginge &+,concerniag] _ ." +» His Smart Scourge. ---i*

'J Ow, twrn'd 4 Beadle ? hold a blow fweet George, . #4 Sword aud Lame Seornis thee, hot Sconrge. \ art thay wot look thy for 3th" face, but tone © © ft like « (wr ER by the bum 8 ©

d rather have thee [tt Erratas paſ}

Inpuniſhed, than fhew thy ſelf an Aſs.

"any fault in others works appears,

[is very fit that you pull in your ears.

that fury this tranſports thee ? will t ayail

o bring a Birth 10 whip the Dragons tail? |

Tas this th necommr on which you did decyy cariftcation and Phlebogowyy ? PCD. Sabolet Medico) rhathke # Ledch

o#'d fetch the skin off, and draw blow from's breech. ee:

Yak, St, GEORGE UNTRUST,

Aﬀing the ſtreet in a melancholy muſe, my thoughts.were ſuddenly diſturbed with the obſtreperous clamonrs of 2 poor Ballad-ſinger, who went {queek. ing along before me, Will you buy « ſmart feanrge for 4 filly ſancy fool, come four 4 peny, four 4 , will you buy any ſmart ſcourges ? being a little curious to know what the import of this ſtrange title was, concluding the Author of it, to þe ſome Scexſtone or City Dog-whipper, I called after the or Itinerant bookſeller, who yery joy fully came, bo yet very ſadly complaining that ſhe bad ſold never a book that day; I partly out of charity to the poor book Pedler, peetly to ſatisfie my own cu- rioſity, gave her tour fartbings for her .four ſtnart fcourges, concluding, that though they were good for little elſe, yer they-mighbr ſerve for tail-timbers conſidering the Fromiſpicce a little better,al found 1adeed that I had wronged the Author in Imagin. ing bim to be a Dog-whiper, whoſe rods I per- &etved werevnly ntenced for the backs of _ ; , | UL

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:whenlT had a little conſidered his Pamphlet, x © ould not chyfe but pirty the'pvor mans back and: houlders, cogcluding that if he were ati Impartial 3eadle, fure his own poor hide muſt needs be miſe. ably tanned and tawed; bur my pity extending: zotonly to the Beadle himſelf, but likewiſe to the »uilty delinquent whom he doth ſo unmercifully rib-roaſt, I would needs know his name and his crime, and his condition, his namel find GS. his condition a perſon of quality, and his crims writing ,a Letter to the ingenious, Gentleman Dr. Lockzer,in vindicating him from the calumnies of a cankered Momus, But all this is not enough, I mult needs be acquainted with the ſmart fcourger himfelfro, who ſabſcribeth himſelf G. $. the {ame with his Antagoniſt ; which at firſt glance made rhe imagine Fic ſome furious + -<qxrongraa ing out with indignation to fight With | his own ſhadow ; but I was ſoon undeceived, when I ſaw the Philoſopher by the fire fide, come ſneaki 'g oN of the chimney corner, where he had been warm. ing his berummed fingers, till he had extinguiſhed the coals with the droppings of his nole ; but when I heard him mutterin ar his tandens aliquando nx- er quidem, 1 miſtook him again for an old witch witha beard that was mumbling over ſome Ori. zon to Belzebub 3; —_ Firm to'catch the Dr. dead of alive and poſt haſte away with him a pick pack to hell ; but he perceiving my miſtake, preſently ſtroaked up his whiskers, ſtruck fire in his tinderbox, aud ſhewed me bis Pipkins, he

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. with yoo, I make bold to confer 'notes with 'yo in your Pamphlet, And firſt I cannot but''obfi "s your envy at the Dr. being new vamped- with

Coat of Arins, towit, the three Boars heads :* well, Goodmar Cobler, fince you have ſuch good: gkill in 'yamping, 'by' my conſeht we will have you 'yamped, or at leaſt under: Jined with a Coat' of, Arms too, atid if you will be adviſed by mezinſtead; of the three Bores-heads take the three Aﬀes-heads;; for upon my Soul they will'be pretty Hierogly., "phicks of that bleſſed noddle-of yours ; bur' it con cerneth not you, you confeſs, whether they were.

| bought, bepged, or ſtolen ; well Gaffer- Scour- ger, hadft thou been as little concerned” in the: Skinners 975 /. the man perhaps had neyer dyed of

a cheat, but of that — In the beginning'of your

'Epiſtolary Diſcourſe, you accuſe the Dr,:of bein

'a Tailer, and of ſtitching up of many - Diſeaſes alf

"curable by his trifle ; if this had*been'trye; Lhave

. heard of greater Metamorphoſes- than- this 3 did

you never hear ofa man that dedicateda book to:

Tuchbuyn, and afterwards becauſe he called -bim

' Fool for his pains , or perhaps would nor 'give

'hith'a 'crown for his dedicatiori,' becatne an ear-

' neſt ſuter'to the two Royal Dukes, beſeeching

them to hang him our of the way with re re of his fellow Repicides, ſhewing himfelf a''knave on the one hand in honouring a Traitor, and's fool on the other hand in counſelling Princes; bur.now | fy [

pr WE ergy renee (think of it tis a thouſand pitties thoy wert a Pri- ty Counſellor, that ſweet pate of thine. is ſo full of bin-cracks, by thy profound kill in Chymiſtry, thou wouldft haye. found out ſome new way to nake Plum-pottage againſt Chriſtmas, made a new Chymical Oven. to. bake Cheeſe-cakes. and Gin- erbread in,' or have ſhewed by the. help of the hiloſophers ſtone, how batter on Shroyetyeſday may be tyrned intp Pancakes ; however I do not much queſtion thy comming to preferment, eſpe- tially ifthe hangman ſtands thy friend and "5 thee ata dead lift, as who knows. but he may; as _ for ſtitching up Diſeaſes, .methinks the word is ſomewhat far fetched, and argues thee better skil- led a great deal in , the patches of the beggars coat thou talkeſt on, than in thoſe Diſeaſes, SPich the honoured Dr, enumerateth ; you find a Letter youſay, concluding thar traQate like the cloſe of Syrup after a fart ; Fo! metbinks your lines ſcent as if your Ink were made of the Syrup.you talk ; for ſhame George pull our the tail of thy ſhirt and wipe thy mouth, doth it become a Chymiſt to cack upyards, aad ſquirt at the wrong end? you ſeem to queſtion .the quality of the Author cf his letter, why, I hope you are no Knight er- - rant, Sir, that you will fight with none but ſuch as . are dybbed ? «66 however you do well to think fo honourably of the common hangman, who per- | haps may have a courteſie in, ftore for you, for - one good turn you know deſerves another ;: but Sir you do il] methinks to accuſe others as cheats,

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bath ticked apon.your 'own fingers. As for th brats 'you talk of, if the Do&bt hath Fathered an; of 2% methinks you do bur'ill requite the nurſe and iFhe bath-Fathered any ofhis on others, 1. an confident they are ſuch well-favoured ones , tha on your {Ulf would be: very glad to:own' them. utatthe lift after” much thruſt. 4nd fuMing you ate pleaſed ro-admit the Authar in the Predicament of quality 5 in my'opinion he is too blame if he dg pot ſpit jn thy mouth, and ſay; Goda mercy George; but in ſpite of the Muſes you will profeſs'your ſell a Scholar 3 'in' good faith Sir Ichink- your: profel- ſion is Hetepodox, and that-your enemies: are:{9 far frdm 'biving' you that honour;. that the, beſt '@f Four frieqtds catinot but pity: your ignorance; 85 for the falſe T5tin 'you reproach the Author. withall, Tome concluding your ſelfto. be the corre&ox .of the Prefs, haye ſhrewdly ſu{petedirto be 2: ſlip 'of your own-pen, 'apd that fo like an- Ape view- ing your ſelfin this Looking-glals, they think:you fat moping aridtnaſting moms at your (elf; bur

in charity maiiſt'thlike the faireſt conſtrution' of

it, perhaps you only/played ar-hlind-mans-buff in

thedark, firking rlie Authorinfbgadi of the Printer,

who as the cotte&ed copy - will inform. you, was

the ſole cauſe, of all thoſe Erraraes, and, yet the

oor. Author is ready to be tiitvaſſed for it;. and-to Fon his Toby let blood by art 'uamerciful /Peda- ogue. Well George on Horle-back thou maylt fic Fo ding up thy, Sword, bur if. thou ſtrikeſt' tbe Dragon he will gripe thee inhis claws. In your

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autology;. his torturing the ward adage ſerteth 'our gi2ard a grumbling ; good heart what an cafe hing'it is to by other mens faults >I will warrant,

weve wihail by your hangry ftomack be. mj -for Potrage-por, 'andif ſo, 1 marrajl,why you art

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as if like Nawn Adjectives they .could nor ftarid by themſelves, at which exerciſe Iam told Sir you . are yety expert, there leldpme bejng a day but you Kent rr cl "Me.

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ther out of your Cap, and ſet it_in the Doors, ſhould not. haye blamed ,you, : but when 'trs we [known it hath none of your ear-mark,' and _nevel ,was given you by any þut ſuch 'as jear.you. ox. flatter you, I confeſs I wonder yauſhou]d take i in ſuch induggion, unkeſls your enyious ſou - conceives all addition t@ others to be ſubſtraQi from. your (elf, 421 |

'» Ceor pe MNtruſt. arepracifing your $kill (as I am credibly- infs _ )-at ay no morning - night; ; and that yo with all your Laggering ſhould nor ſtumble on. th Woodceck,1confels itis ſtrange. In the, begi ning of your next Paragraph yourun grinning lik Wo: ſelf whethe

a mad dog, fcarſe reſolyed within your ſelf whe 119: bark-or bite ;- your ſcolding Epithites doe. croud -and thruſt, contending for priority, wh ſhould go;fiiſt through the portal of your mouth that I thought they. would have.wedged on another ſo faſt in, the. door, that. you:woul thaye been: forced to ſalute your Antagonift wit ag. open mouth and driyelling filence :; but C Heavenly ; wide mouth, no fooner did .it: gap 'buzEſaw, them marching out three of a breaſt, pit riful, creeping, dirty,. and all to: encounter, you ſplinter boned adverſary; butfair and ſoft Sir, me "thinks three-to one is ods at football ; bur now:.; thiok. of it he. is ſeryed well enough, jeach, hinpc give the Dr. the.Epitheton of honourable, is. thi -the crime tadeed ?. Fie George, why ſhould you b, Jo angry ? hadihe given ſtoin nod Lene ba and ſtole it from you: had be ſnatched the Fea!

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2ox, I perceive you Rill believe him 4- Man of Ix lity ; and ſome” hay&had'ſuſpieloris of your

as ore” that was in earneſt acquainted! with,

One of gur Vives told'me, I might better have tmiliz* _— toan Ape than an Aſs,' he being CET Ur informed you ti defetive in the tail-piete, ut 2 profound Chymift ſtood up both for you and te, and rold'ns ther he could prove by Chymiſtry the Analogy . good forall that, ſayi ing, a Venereal

re being kindled; though-it fixt bis

Df Fen | 'Fefticles, yet it yolatized the ſinuous | 'pitts, and ther by Sublimation- carried theinto his Head, from whence ſptuiip ' his Ears, which haye ſerved this leathed 'Aﬀs as. Felthies for his Hort-bbok eyet ſince. 'Yerfor my pare, forall this I'dare abſolye and/acquit-ybu' PAS 'the ledft ſpice of a Gentlemans dif; E ſe © Ae when the Do- Gor aynrk tis Pills at half price, \ perch I myſelf Sir) yon 4 box Pr th ent to 'cure your

| Crier 2 hogs e of the Mev rums; - & S And ac. you haye followed our Aatho# is far as the Oyſter-wenghes' (or, "rather! like in Oyſter. wench') of: Ming 5-gaie; Forin truth, George, thy ſcolding $kil Et thee no'Freſli-matr Fn "that 'Uniy ily © til bough hebe an thcivil, lying, railing Fetlow, "3 et 6rſbortVhe (all be ictounted 'none of your, ellow. 'Stagd off Gentletneti; who 'cometh here? Surely 'tis ſome Roſicruſian Mous- trap-maker ; ; . of chymical Sob-groom « of Queen Nature's cloſe-ſtool': 4h& ſince *ris your own wor- ſhipful ſelf, Sir, I am.glad you have ptblickly difs carded this unciyll, lying, railing Fellow; for -ver

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SC OOPTE Tn | rily the world would have thought him one your Diſciples elſe, and arch Wags you knt would haye been apt to ſay, Like maſter, like mail Next, Sir, I obſerve with what:authority y! _ſub-pena inthe poor alqmd tale to anſwer and ec|] to the predicament of quale, and how like ſome 7 ſtices of the peace you reconcile in ſound thoſe th are onely at variance in ſenſe ; but 'twas well for ſeen ; had it not been for tale and quale your par, phlet would haye had neither reaſon nor rime in'f You think our Author (you ſay) may ſerve make an Epilogue to the Doctors a&, ant i truth Sir, if there be eyer a Sir John Lack-wl in the Play, I ſhould judpe you a very fit perſon td at him, but thatI doubt you are too clowniſhl ſimple to att a Gentleman-fool. Next cometh 4 vote of non-addrefles ; our Author muſt obſerve his diſtance, come cap in hand, and have a care

- howheaddreffeth himſelf injeſt to your moſt reve.

rend and worſhipful beard : Good heart, how fim+, ply pride becomes a fool ! 'Pray what are you that} a man muſt not ſpeak_to you till he hath ſer bis | mouth in the Looklng-glas ? Thaye known ſor e|

of | your fellow-priſoners at. Newgate, . that for a!

| fingle Two-pence would haye quietly taken a do-!

zen kicks in the breech ; and, TI believe, when you | hung out your white bag at the grates, you would have. been thankful for a ſingle Peny, though ſore !

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and now forfooth your are fo skittith and render, \

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a1n your fury you challenge our Author: to diy -loe his name, but he will notſure unlefs be be Sy 3 ſo you may ſerve him-as you did yourold cend Tichborn, petition to haye him hanged out 5 the way for proclaming you at once both a _nave and a Fool. But, Sir, 'tis a common cuſtom u know with the flegelifer to put ona vizard Chen he is to chaltiſe an infolent Villain ; but oh e Fates ! my bonus genizs now forewatns me of 1c calamity of theſe papers when once they pre- fime to kiſs your hand ; it telleth me that the ſight {f them will produce ſuch a fear throughout your Jhole corpuſculum, inforauch thar loſing your re- entive faculties, your Excrements will inſtantly Eicend into your Breeches, and then O wretched L theſe papers' muſt be miſerably torn to cleanſe pe orifice of your drivelling Rump, and ſpent in {indling fumes to recover your ſenſes,

- Next you tell the Author of Demonſtrations, zhich you fay is an accufation 'which you would: aave anſwered, Alas } badſt thon as much wit as

. Gooſe, thou mightſt have found 'ſufficient faris-

action ; bur I perceive ſomebody a little wiſer

ban thy ſelf, has hammered this imo thy Noddle.

Yell George, I have diſcoycred the plot : this fa-' nons Univerſal Pill having gotten: ſuch wonderful

:redit by its conqueſt over the maladies of thow- ands of perſons, inſomuch that for its worth.it is econd to none, but rather, like Alexantey, it want-

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falſhood they might know .the truth, and nor forced far the gaining oftheir bread-to connterfe! his Pills + ns. anronany ch the Robe brother hood: by force were like to keep |Eent befor: Chriſtmas, and finding thy felf involyed in thei fate, . chnſeſt rather to die by the Dators nobl; and, than like a Lubber-lander to periſh-for wan| of belly-riniber. But, alas thou pitiful Worm | he anel ſteps over thee, - {corning to tread og thee, leſt he ſhould foul his ſhooes in a quagmire! Yet I care ot if for their ſakes,becaufſe I have ſome acquaintance with them, if I diſcoyer to you what a learned Chemift imagined concerning tbe Pills 5 not that I conceive it will enter your pericratiins bur fot the ſake of thoſe that are a little wiſer than thy ſelf, whichis this, Re dra. th 1. /ang. und: th 1. 2 x. Brochi, % 4, afreca 3 2. ms, fiat S. A. which! when I ſaid it would not penetrate my brains, and] deſired him to be plainer, he told me he ſhould fe) to other words but what Hehnont aſfed after be had! ſpoke in the commendations. of the Medicine of <4roph, deſcribed by Patacelſu pag. 704. Saſar-" ratttes his audio, qui non niſi premaſticata deghutive ſoo kent, inauſpicatam verborum tenebritatem incuſamesy' Carbonarts iſt:, aiunt, ſua nobis pharmaca exponant cov minus, & demonſirationes notis prabeant oculares,"\ Verim iſta addiſcende Pythagorica philoſophia news | norma eſt. Carbones emant, & vitra, diſcantque print | que nobis dedere, wigilara ex ordine noltes atque nnm* | moruen as[pendia. Di ventunt ſwderibus, non lefliont- | bus ſolis, arter. Ifcirco ms auſum quidem, Diaras | | B 2 yeſts |:

(2 OOY®o Ie DCU EUR wr an fte ſpokatams propalare, exenpluns Attemiiabſterret. : Du poteſt capere Capiat. '; \."! :0:glit 4.43 boodizt Next, as td:the-{landets youttalk of; Taced not ell the world:tbey are in mattersof truch, the Skin- rs emptietd baps, Sir, haye mouths wide:enough 'o proclame your frauds withour the aid of:any Sty. z7tan- Curs ; and though -you are fo :confident of :be good opinion: of: your Neighbours, take 'my -ounſel, and:do not let them know you, for upon my. word if«they ſhould, you would .tnd-:more months than :cver . (erberus bad,: barking at .(and it may be biting} you too. / How a man; ſhould have been in danger of hanging for;being the Do« Aors Voucher to-ſell a horſe, I know not; but thele hard words, Sir, are a Juglers diale&;;: per- haps you are afraid to explain your ſelf, leſt: you ſhould be made to ſing another palmewinum in News gate ;-yet I have heard it is fatal to be ſome" mens Vouchers, witnels your Surety. wþo was banged tor a Co..cr, or rather your Diſciple it may be, to whom you had taught the uſe of the new-faſhioned Philoſophers ſtone. But oh the plague ofan empty belly ! how you fat pps $4 grumbling. at the Dottors good: viduals, and curſing at the. Crowns that haye bleſſed. bis purſe, and ſocxatly imita- ting thc ;ungry dog, that while his maſter is at dinner, fitteth barking and ſnarling underneath the rable. As for the Hangers-on which you ſay the Door hath ſhiken offt.fince he changed his Li- nen, you know Sir, they have been always rctain- ers tothe * Roficruſian family, and it was nor long * 1'e mind Impoſtors one'y that aſſum: th.t name.

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fince you-were {o:ftgoked with them at Newgat that you. might-have got more monie- by _ the. Yellow Jaundiſe with them, than eyer you dt by your: Stills and Pipkins, cill neceſfitie force you to pawn your Shirt, and ſo mortgage the fiel, and the flock rogether. foe | _ . Next you ſeem angrie at the Doctors refuſal t; anſwer all Letters: Fie.! George, do not wrin| your brows ſo ; you put your ſelf to the hazard 0 disblocking your apeay 3 what though a ma! . hath not @ (cribling vein like you, muſt he be pre ſently buffeted for ir > would you have. him writ againſt the College of Phyſicians ? ſhoot paper; bullets as you do at all that are your. Superiours i In truth Sir, Iam pur in mind '. you as Often as ] ſee an Ape fit mumping on a Stall, and making ill. fayoured mouths at the paſſengers, he doth Cc prettily reſemble you, that I cannot chuſe but think on your ſweet Phyſiognomie. . But I know your policie ; you would be wounding others with the blow of Detra&tion, that you may from rhe bleeding veins of their Reputation, ſuck bloud to put colour into the pale eheeks of your own, But though you would needs be playing the Achitophel, I dare ſay there needeth neither praier nor miracle to turn your wiſdom into follie, 1.9 | In your next lines I find a good ſtrain" of non- ſenſe ; you wonder a Dog ſhoulq not beable ro. caſt up a Botchers bill : 1 believe you might find as, bad Arithmeticians among your own lonp-ear'd. brethren. *Tis a ſad world indeed that Dogs can- not caſt account ; butI will let it paſs, it is onely a | B 3 [ rel

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14 © "DEG IE LG'Y ECT ſeerhin gof [old Coleworts inian'Ppiftle. Next to is followeth a good'interyall of wit, yetclaſped 1 like a Parenheſss with nonſenſe and 'imperti- ence: You come marching ont like Orlawdo' Fu- 'ofo in the- head of a whole: armie of Maladies to ncounter the Doors invineible Pill, and now lave amongſt you blind Harpers, ſtand off at your eri], rhe bum-cannon -is charging, he is giving ire to the touch-hole,. hab-nab here is amonp' you | whole Ferkin of foul ftuff, here is Deaths M er- naſter general, let us make ptoclamatian ; 'Oes : 'f theve be any man or woman that have a mind to hang hemeſelues, let theyy repair to' George St. in Bartholo- wew-lane, and they ſhall have a Pull will poiſon them ender the price of a Halig-:1make haſte away therefore all y: that are weary of your Loves. Give this Chayon but a Groat, and with one dram of his Powder he will waft you overSr5x:]f there be any great heir would be rid of his aged Sire, bring him hither to George, and he will quickly give him a Paſport to Heaven. [fany man be troubled with a ſcolding wife, bring her to Bartholomew-lane, he will foon make her as dumb as a dore-nail. And which is more than all this, if there be any Skinner in Walbrook , that hath gotten a ſurfeir in his purſe, here they may hayea purge will give 975 ſtools ata bour, ext for the whet-ſtone you praiſe the NoRor, { bcticve yos may beas likely to help bim to it as another : but as for the polden handle and chain, Sir, TI doubt he mult be Pin to inquire at another fop, And now you have corguered the Giant,and broke his {word over his head, Before you can * PS. X | | #£ make

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make the world believe thee a diſcoverer of che]

you muſt off with thy Doablet,Breeches and Shi

{ifrhou haſt any) and ſtand three days together the Pillorie in (ormhill, with this Motto writter Text letters on thy breaſt, DUM ALIOS 4 SO, 1P&E REUS: and then thou mayeſt t:

ye to ſubſcribe thy ſelf, Tom Thuns Sf)

And now to fill up the ſheer, followeth a ſupp - mental Corollary as you are pleaſed to call it ; ſum teneatrs amici? did you ever lee ſuch a hod podg of ridiculous ſtaff blanched with the title a Corrolary before ? have a care George, you kn who was hangd lately for ſtamping the Kings 1 preſs upon leaden fix pences. Thus you bey Courteous Reader, thou maieſt wonder; ſtay, | here is ſome Puppit-play to be ſeen, or Dancing the Ropes, and now Orator George is about make ſome ſpeech to the Spetators, what is 7 p21ns to cut off Olofernes his Head, or Hero ringing in 7ohn ny in a Platter? no cc

teons SpeQators tis little Fack Horner in the chimney corner, fighting with the Dr. at long Sword and Cuſtard ; next the Monomachy maketh me bluſh ; Sir Tl heard that the Vermillion of a blufy feldome | peareth but on your parboyl'd Noſe ; yet pr modeſty, you need not be aſhamed if the Do were ſuch an 1lliterate as you repreſent him ; I to Fool would be no ods at foot-ball ; bur | | BP 4 w.

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ding upon the world, a letter under the name la perſon” of quality. - Good heart how this toon of quality ſticketh in your ſtomack, k you are reſolyed to be eayen with him in falſe tin or Barbariſm at leaſt, witneſs your vox ef,

trerea mhill, nibil dixi > Imo calamme effrontes, &c.

The Engliſh whereof in ſhort is this, He is a ce and nothing elſe, did I ſay nothing ? yea he Impudent and moſt bold calumnies and great -s ; for he that readeth your foregoing words > barketh ſecurely becauſe jnviſibly) will find 1 make (eſt) a Verb Perſonal, and fo muſt be altrucd as aforeſaid ; and now George by .your ine rule you are bound in conſcience to untruſs, elevate your Toby and take it patiently ;. but , will you never do ſono more ? ha? ſpeak ; [l becauſe tis the firſt time, and I ſee you begin make a pity ful lenton face upon it, good boy, [L will orgive thee this once, Your next is bat i-ctition of your former folly, only you threat- the poor Author to bring him to a recantation, lbefore that be effeted, I doubt you yourſelf { be forced to doe penance in th's white ſheet,

t Dr. you confeſs is gotten into the acquaintance

icrſons of real honor and wor: h, but yet deſer- ly fallen (tis not the firſt lye thon haſt told) | the juſt contempt of many of them (or at leaſt 1 wouldſt hayc it fo) alas good man how thou ſt erumbling and mumbling to ſee bim ſhine 2 Orb fo far above thy reach, whilſt thu fitteſt w {as the Author told thee) like a dog upon ay), barking at the Moon ? and now having ; wiped

—_— OT I Tr TT Ie wiped off the dirt from your perſon, you. fefe 'te your book of Examinations 3 why doſt thc think there is any. will be. ſo ſimple as to read, it,

of thy writing (if he was any thing read) hx could perceive all thou didſt beſides Iying and: zayli was either bep'd,. borrowed,. or ſtoln ; yau, al

upon it from 5s..to goo, Well, you that are his Creditors -pray hard he may. not . be.loſer,: leſt he ſhould be forced to compound with you, for three farthings in the pound. But ſnppoſethe Re- duCion were as. thou fayclſt (which thing I necd not grant) it doth in no way weaken its encrgy, D:dit never read in Helmont, p. 117. Corpora: cunts

primitcve atque materiabter ex aqua ſola fiant, acquiſtio

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tend toall bodies are reducible into one and the , Tame marter, andT know

megy hundzed of Medi- cines may be made of fi:h1n by the hand of an ingenious artift, and afterwards a regelns may be roduc'd'; yetnoman can be ſofi asto think br yrotechiny and @ ferment there ſhoujd be no | * xAvom in their dotal qualities ; as for that you fay concerning the diftemper of the Mother, I h a hs that came from a reverend and learned Di. vine; who after the enumerating of many Cures he had performed by Dr. Lockers Pill, ke declared in * + 0 the admirable effeas of that Pill as tothat'diftemper; which ifT could have had leave

fromthe Dr, I world have publiſktit, but he ſayd

he wonld reſerve it to be publiſhed in his book of — cares, which book will Glence malice It {4f, o BarT repute it (fay you) beneath me to inlarge upon Exc. Now here ſitteth parring Puſs in her Miageſty, diſdaining to look down on this filly Pill, whoſe bones he hath all this while been a picking: alas he had quite forgot he was an Eaple, and this made him Oul-like to quarry upon a Mouſe, but now he remembreth he was generouſly born, he re- ſolveth he will not take it as he hath done ; good people you muſt know he was born a great way off, ſome do cenceive him Heir apparent to reverend ok; Cobler,a ſplay-mouth holder forth inNew-Eng- ;z asfor his education, if you will be fo "as, as to believe him, he was baptized in the Font of the Muſes, which Phainowenon is only {olvable by the

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' the new Medicine you ſay the Doctor is preparing,

the Proviedargdes B Jon rem fir Mlevoininu Mrs bats: for his Chyna oder c the 'non-fiicks of the aye 5 afrer one and vwetty years pains andiinduſiry be bath found out the myſtery: of -ſtilling Poppy and Reſe-water, nay fome ſay a new way t60; - 8c mele Butter by the Sun.beaths, hay ſome {ay more

' a new etipine 100 to: toſt Cheeſe and Black-pud.

ings, with many other rare Inventions that 1yc within the circumference of his teeming Pericra- wir; for his great incoura t be hath” taken his degrees too in the Univerſity of Tyupie, where Nicholas Nemo in a full convocation dubbed M. D. (4. e.) Medicine _— But nn Sc do not thiok he wriiteth this with any delight to hear or vt no, as Coro Judp heis a pretty modeſt elf, do not ye ſee how he bluſhes, as if he had changed faces with Frier Bacons Brazen-head ? Next you grumble at the Doors PiQture, if thou wilt be adviſed by me,fet thine in the Front of thy Examinations and Cenſures, twill be ſurea pretty reſemblance of the Tartarian Monſter (only his 1s an Horſes, thine an Aﬀes head) that perhaps may inhaunce the price of thy Pamphlets two pence a piece more than ever they were yet ſold for ; as for

it maketh me think you talk in your ſleep, you tel! ſtorys of anſwers in ten ſheers of paper, of new Me- dicins, that will out-cure the old, two bars length and a balf, which I dare ſay are the meer Chyme-

raesof your own brain, and thus like the Cuckow ha nc Epgs of your own, and bring rhem to

e hatched in other Birds neſts ; and new thou

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\talkeft of Heads, "and: ſayeſt thou.couldſt make {thy Reader metry .; alas thou: haſt:ſo Tuch of the-Fools head, that, when thou ſporteſt thou. play. eſt the fool in carneſt, *and ſo deſerveſt pity, ras ther than laughter ;. at laſt yon are confident of ,yexing the Drs. patience,tis very pretty, (I ſee a Fools bolt is ſoon ſhot.) I never ſaw yet a wiſe | man impatient at the braying of an Aſs;; and now | Sir having laſhed a Fool upon your worſhips back, -I take my leave of you for the preſent,till you ſpew

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” © Ince the writing of this diſconrfe, 1 met with an an- tient acquaintance of the Dottors, and now his very near neighbour, of whom 1 deſired an impariial account of the Dottors life, paſt, and preſent ; who anſwered, that his acquaintance with him, had not been above 28. or 29. years, and that then he was a Merchant in Hoſe, and other commodities, maintaining the beſt part | of a 1O00, people in imployment, and beyond. Sea four | Fattors, and that he married the widow of Mr. Sprin- pal,b y whom he had the beſt part of two thouſand pound. 1 then inquired whether he was taught (hemiſtry by ' Moulton» Hog-lane, he ſaid no, but the Dr. was acquainted with him im German ys and gave him thyee Secrets for the receipt of one ; for the Dr. had ſpent im Chemiſtry many pounas befare he was acquainted with , him; yet the Dr. he ſayd had taught ſome of the greateſt perſons in the world Lo:h for Nobilite and Learning, who connted it no diſhonour to learn of ſo Induſtrious and Tugenious a Spagyrick. 1 then inquired whether he had not lately been redac'd to poverty, he ſaid no, for he had lived in that Pariſh the beſt part of twenty years, and that ever ſince he had given thirty two ſhillings a moneth where he ſaw need; baving within this three ot four _ years ſold thirty Pomnds a jear, not regarding worldly rreaſure ; but the more he hath ſlighted it, the more God hath bleſt him,and given him a ſufficiency to purchaſe an earthly inheritance, bat he ſaid he was ſtrangely op= poſite to all earthly prrchaſes, minding much more to do the errant for which he was ſem, having an eye at the recompence of reward, which is ro have a docking mn that Cuy wiſe builder and maker is God, The reaſon of this diſcourſe being added here, 1s to let the world know that George 6s not only givep over to believe lyes,- hz alſo teprus ther. | |

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